In a world that feels colder by the day, sometimes all it takes is a quiet act of kindness to remind us we still belong. Caffè Sospeso is a story of grief, hope, and the warmth that lingers in a stranger’s generosity.
Poe ‘Vices
This week in Poe’vices, a vegetarian writes in with woes about Trump, eggs, and economic despair. Poe responds as only Poe can—with rage, rock-licking advice, and a spiritual endorsement of emotional support chickens. As always, the solution is… EAT. CHICKENS.
Dispatches from the Void. V.II
The household remains in upheaval as the energetic spaniel continues her reign of terror. The cats are plotting. We spectate. And await our fate.
The Catdiva Monologues
They brought it home.
That floppy, bug-eared interloper.
That sycophantic imposter
It has breath like betrayal and a brain possessed by the caninion devil on LSD after coffee and a slurp of Red Bull.
Is This All We Get?
Things are never impossible to those
Who have almost given up
The Velvet Revelation: Mowgli’s Blanketisms & Butt-licking Truths
Shall I compare thee to a tuna buffet?
Thou art more tasty and more intemperate
Rough winds do shake the curtain pole of day,..
The Catanic Verses I
May the Great Almeowty be forever in your favour and may the grace of treats be forever in your claws.
PAWMEN 🍗
And so We Laugh
Find someone else –
To man off to.
You’re laughing but this isn’t cute
We’re laughing for another purpose.
It isn’t cute.
The Art of the Fowl
Well we gone and damn got Runner up in Vocal’s ‘Absurdist Challenge’. Warning * They asked for the Absurd. ‘Nuff said.
You can read it here…
Chuck yawned in perfect sync with the buffering sun. Another day, another bit of grain. He rolled out of bed. Lethargic, he shuffled to the fridge. Empty. He sighed. The grocery store it was then.
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Introducing Poe ‘Vices: Life Advice You Definitely Didn’t Ask For
From chaos gremlin to cosmic counsellor, Poe (our feline scream-queen) is now solving your deepest problems with her signature style: shouting, biting things, and recommending chicken.
New column every Friday.
Send your questions. Regret nothing. Eat the chickens.
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