Poe-plies:

Ha well first is first.

Hello Akela. I knows it be uses coz i LIVES HERES TOO.

i SEENS IT.

But you coulds just be talkings to mez (Poe) ‘stead of bopping mez (Poe) in der face or hissings ant my innocents chickens.

So you want ‘vices.

I gives you ‘vices.

The lodgers be doing editors nows

so what yous got to do is deals with it. Right?

Am I rights?

Like thinks abouts it.

Where you thinks your whineloguesis go?

Zine.

Mowglis Poe-ms?

zine.

And of course, most of the importantly.

My Vices.

You see patterns…Huh?

Zine.

So you be rights (a little bits…buts I only be do saying it here. Nowehere elses) Yup siree. They are be ‘motionally fucked. But, here the goods nungent.

‘motionally fucked meansis more chickens and more sausageees. Coz guilt. Ha! Momma one she likes supreme ‘atholic in other life (likes popes or somethings). She guiltys ’bout everythings and then when she feel bads. She cooksis. And then she feedsis everthings. All the things.

You has to understand that they not gods or nothings, in facts they barely moisturisdid. Which mean. No more than one things. And then when no more than one things…time the screams.

Activatsis the guilt.

Voila. Voilee.

Chickens.

Here’s what you do:
Nothings. Just shuts the fucks up and then we alls wins.

Then WE EAT CHICKENS.
(They won’t sees it coz they busy crysing into word ‘ocumentsis.)

I, mez (Poe) right. Right?

~ Poe
Uncanonised but Correct
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ALso PPS:

🍗 Buy Poes (mez) a Chickens. Pleez

And I has new products special for Akela. You knows you wantsis it. You can pay in chickens share. But I acceptssis sausagees toos.. No?