🐾 The Kitty Chronicles: Tales from the Litter 🐾
Our cats write better bios than we do. Here’s your guide to the Moglets—our feline overlords and the purring heart of Underland.
Mowgli
Blanket bard. Tuna philosopher. King of dramatic reflection and stolen sunbeams.
Akela
Regal chaos. Survivor of the Spaniel siege. Loud about it. Too fabulous for this realm.
Poe
Chicken oracle. Meower of mayhem. Believes in bite-first diplomacy.
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