Welcome to The Catanic Verses—repentance optional, treats required.
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In the beginning, there was darkness. And then the Great Almeowty uttered, ‘Let there be treats,’ and behold, treats appeared. And lo, it was mediocre. Felines were not impressed.
Pawlms 1:1, Book of Meow
“Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s tuna. Unless they is be sleeping.”Purrerb 4:20
Paws for thought from today’s feline fellowship:
Poe: ” Wait, wuz sayin? Oh. Titz. Yeah. No thou shalt not must. Coveitngness bes bads. Also Great Almeowty, I demands BETTER CHICKENS. Also moar.”
Akela: “I napped. I mourned the inadequacy. I returned to napping. I do not have the time nor the inclination for second hand tuna”
Mowgli: I have thus cleansed myself of tuna sin. Alas, dignity remains compromised though I am unequivocally confident that there is a cornucopia of more than adequate tuna for all.
Thus spake the wise Poe: A chicken in the paw is worth two in the fridge.
Poe
Until next time,
Go forth and purr loudly.
May the Great Almeowty be forever in your favour and may the grace of treats be forever in your claws.
PAWMEN 🍗
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