The Velvet Revelation: Mowgli’s Blanketisms & Butt-licking Truths VII

Mowgli writes once more to Bastet, Patron Saint of Deserted Pillows. The suitcase has returned. The lap has not.

In this week’s journal, he reflects on absence, performative starvation, and the bitter poetry of a slow blink at an unopened letter. There is no salmon. There is no trust. There is only surveillance—and the dramatic art of emotional withholding.

He has not forgiven. But he has repositioned himself.

FAce-lIft Continuation XXV: Ewa Juszkiewicz

I made paintings. Tech advanced I let the algorithm chew on them. fAce-lIft™ is what happened when I asked AI to distort, not dictate — to echo, not replace. The result? Something almost beautiful, slightly haunted, and very much still mine. If that makes you uncomfortable… good. Come look anyway.

The Catanic Verses VII (A Guide to Feline Religosophy)

She left again. The suitcase zipped. The trust, unzipped.

In Scroll 16, the cats of Underland contemplate vanishing acts, unreliable affection, and the sacred betrayal of a closed door.
Love, they remind us, should not require a return ticket.

If she comes back without chicken—look away. Slowly. With purpose.

Poe ‘Vices

This week in Poe’vices, democracy is a concept, Beyoncé is a celestial being, and Poe is here to remind us that snacks are sacred and immunity is a vibe.

Accompanied by the release of the Diplomatic Immunity™ Chicken Dip Plate Set, Poe offers spicy wisdom, poultry-based policy, and unsolicited legal commentary.

The verdict?
Shut up. Sit down. Eat chickens.
You’re not Beyoncé.

Dispatches from the Void. X.I

Rain, rabies, and ridiculous returns. This week’s mood? Bureaucratic despair with a side of soggy capitalism. But hey—we’re still packing, still protesting, and still clinging to the dream (and maybe a cat).

Volume IX: The Suitcase. The Sorrow. The Smothering.

There is a suitcase in the hallway.
Rodgit has vanished. Poe is acting… cuddly.

Akela Jean Underland does not approve.

In this week’s Catdiva Monologue, she processes the scent of betrayal, the encroachment of affection, and the growing threat of something called “Thailand.”

Elegance endures. Trust does not.

FAce-lIft Continuation XXIV: Lino Arruda

I made paintings. Tech advanced I let the algorithm chew on them. fAce-lIft™ is what happened when I asked AI to distort, not dictate — to echo, not replace. The result? Something almost beautiful, slightly haunted, and very much still mine. If that makes you uncomfortable… good. Come look anyway.

FAce-lIft Continuation XXIII: Awanqi

I made paintings. Tech advanced I let the algorithm chew on them. fAce-lIft™ is what happened when I asked AI to distort, not dictate — to echo, not replace. The result? Something almost beautiful, slightly haunted, and very much still mine. If that makes you uncomfortable… good. Come look anyway.

The Velvet Revelation: Mowgli’s Blanketisms & Butt-licking Truths VI

Rodgit has vanished. Mowgli has not.

In this week’s velvet lament, our Blanket Prophet chronicles the bitter ache of feline abandonment. From ceremonial meows to silent thresholds, justice is sought, warmth is withheld, and trust is—once again—flushed like a forgotten Dreamie.

Absence isn’t silence. It’s strategy.

The Catanic Verses VII (A Guide to Feline Religosophy)

Rodgit is gone. The bowl is full, but the cushion is cold.

This week’s Catanic Verses ponders the ones who vanish when it matters most.
Trust, like tuna, does not reheat well.
Scroll 15.11 reminds us: if they only arrive for sunshine, they were never truly yours.