batteries

i always wondered where everyone 

got their batteries from 

until i realized i 

was a wind up toy

not a battery operated one 

my spine is an accordion

pushed down with

the weight of some musician 

expanded by the same 

my heart is a muscle 

made of paper and charcoal 

my lungs are memory foam

they remember what it’s like 

to breathe without you

my brain is an interpreter 

for all the battery operated toys 

i never got the hang of a second language 

maybe because i had already learned one 

my mouth wants to tell you things

sometimes i swear it wants to go solo 

sometimes i swear i wish it would 

tongue tied and teetering on an edge 

of course the edge is only five feet 

off the ground

i am still afraid to jump

for i’ve been fooled before

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