This is not a shop. This is a portal.
A cryptic corridor of original art prints forged in the depths of Underland to story editing that slices with precision and care, every piece we offer is hand-crafted with chaos, clarity, and charm. Our books? They bite back.
Everything here is a little strange, a little sacred—and entirely ours.
Not made for the mundane or generic.
Each object is imbued with mild mischief, questionable magic, and an utter disdain for “merch.”
Browse carefully. Bravery may be required. A snack offering is recommended.
The portal mutates weekly. Bring snacks. Watch the sky.
The Underland Review
We are seeking:
- → Poetry that twitches
- → Microfiction that self-destructs
- → Essays with fangs
- → Visual art that shouldn’t exist
- → Redacted files, haunted code, cursed diagrams, scanned receipts from imaginary revolutions
We do not care about your CV.
We do not require polished bios.
Previously published works? Sure.
We do not pay (yet — sorry, capitalism).
But we do offer love, weirdness, and a spotlight.
✴ Featured contributors will receive:
- A digital copy of the zine
- Features on our site and socials
- An invite to our glitch-lit open mic (date tba)
- The deep satisfaction of being canon in a lie
Deadline: May 10th, 2025
Format: PDF or Word for text. JPG/PNG for art. Max 1 piece per person.
Maximum word count: 1500 words
Email: riverandceliainunderland@gmail.com
Subject line: This submission is a lie – [Your Name]
We don’t tolerate bigotry, AI slush, or yawny material.
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