Welcome to The Catanic Verses—repentance optional, treats required.
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From the highest shelf shall I gaze, and from the cupboard’s shadow shall I speak:
Let not thy hand come near mine ear, lest it be swatted sevenfold
Pawlms 1:2, Book of Meow
“Many are the toys in the basket, yet the sacred one lies beneath the fridge.”Purrerb 5:21
Paws for thought from today’s feline fellowship:
Poe:
“I wasin’t being quiet. I be strategisin’. There big difference.
I hads a plans was:
1. Scream.
2. Bite the bin.
3. Vanish. Varmoof. Ping. Gone mez (Poe)
And den….Stage 4’s
But dat redacteded. Coz.
Coz you don’t bez cleared for Stage 4. That be mize sequet!
Akela:
Dahrling, I do not meow without motive.
Each blink is a threat. Each purr, a loaded gun.
If I am quiet, it is already too late for your soul.
Mowgli:
I had no intention of intervening. I simply observed. With quiet grace.
…And then I knocked the vase over. Accidentally, of course. As a lesson. It was rather a tragedy but thankfully that interloper beast. The dog was in the near vicinity. I am off course, as you have come to know, not one to take credit for my actions. Some might call me modest which I must say is rather kind of them. Dutiful I fancy would be more appropriate.
Never trust a purr without cause..
Akela Jean Underland
(You’re welcome)
Until next time,
Go forth and purr loudly.
May the Great Almeowty be forever in your favour and may the grace of treats be forever in your claws.
PAWMEN 🍗
Mowgli, Akela Jean Underland and Poe
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