Poe ‘Vices 1

Dear Poe,
I recently broke up with my girlfriend after five years. I feel lost, like I don’t know who I am anymore without her. I’ve tried journaling, hiking, even therapy they tell you to do at grad college, but nothing’s working. What do I do?
– Hollow in Halifax

Poe-plies:

HI.
OKAY. LISTEN.
I too be dumped once…
By THE SUN. Barsteward.
Left me cold. Colds like chicken from fridge. Outina dark.
BUT I RAN. FAST. Into bathroom.
Screamed at tap. Barstwerd. Bit the towel.
Youz got FIGHT.

Journals??? No. No. MY Fwend. NO!
JUMP on the TABLE and DEMANDS the LOVES.
or like… maybe biteS it?mAYbe.

Yeah. Bite it goods. Barsteward.

An’ You needs do some jumpins.
An’ Lick somethins mamma say no lickin’s.
THEN.
Eat.
The CHICKENS.

Love and wet nose, Poe x

PS You like my ‘Vices. You thin’ good ‘vices then uz can buy mez the chicken. Like fank you chickens. Ok? Bye

PSS: Wait. Chickens for mez Here:

🍗 Buy Poes (mez) a Chickens. Pleez

PPSP: I forgots. Also. You have problems? Tell mez about it at my emails an’ i HELPS YOU TOO! I fiXES IT!

Chickens@mepoe.catmail.coms

OK. BYE.

cHICKENS. bE.

PPSSP: aLSO and HERE You can tells me anythinks