Grin of the Deluge: Leavitt at the Levee

The flood came hard, but crueller came her grin,
Sick smirk, shrugs at the drowning in the South.
Framed it as just strange storms that did them in,
How can such lies pour from her measly mouth?
FEMA starved so Trump could play puppet king,
Calls out partisans, starts slinging fake mud.
While sirens wailed, and mothers tried to cling
To rooftops where their children meet the flood.
No funds for sandbags — only border wall,
And internment camps for media’s show.
The storm exposed more than the rainfall’s gall:
It showed how far the rot and ruin go.
They blamed the sky, that hell was in their lands —
And Leavitt cawed at the blood on her hands.

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